andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

(via teenscoolest)

tupacabra:

*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night

(via magicul)

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome, via exhists)

2 years old kid: *runs*
family: looks like he's going to be an athlete

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

(Source: pokabu, via phobias)

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

(via bullied)

tbdressfashion:

day dress

emasturbating:

i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks

(via bullied)

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via teenscoolest)

gavining:

people who like my selfies (◕‿◕✿)

people who leave nice replies on my selfies ∩(︶▽︶)∩

people who reblog my selfies with cute comments in the tags  ヽ(●゚´Д`゚●)ノ゚

(via teenscoolest)

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

(via bullied)

alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

(via bullied)

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

(Source: liberalartsmajor, via magicul)