reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

image

(Source: greatjaggi, via oknope)

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

(via hotboyproblems)

lzbth:

i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL

(via beyoncescock)

tbdressfashion:

prom dress
me: i need to get good grades on this tests
me: *doesn't study*

relush:

headphones, everywhere I go, I have headphones. Because I need to block out the annoying people there are in my life.

(via oknope)

inories:

I need time for me, just me, no one else.

(via crystallized-teardrops)

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

(via oknope)

assume:

finishing a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time is the biggest achievement of my life

(via oknope)

narcotic:

Please dont start seeing me the way i see myself.

(via oknope)

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

(Source: emmaswaaan, via shouldnt)

*takes 19 selfies*

*deletes 22 selfies*

(Source: k999, via twerkerus)

gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

w

h

y

(via beyoncescock)

tbdressfashion:

summer day dress

feat:

do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do 

(via hate)