why cant your nose be 12 inches long?
because then it’ll be a foot
there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”
headphones, everywhere I go, I have headphones. Because I need to block out the annoying people there are in my life.
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
finishing a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time is the biggest achievement of my life
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager